it would be really comfy to sleep on an enormous mattress-sized flaccid dick
(Source: we-love-herb, via 666deadlysins)
Tonight, one of my clients had the most horrifying circumcision job/scar I have ever seen in my life (and that’s a massive call, after averaging it out to seeing up to 30 cocks a week these days). It seriously made his penis head wonky, like it was looking at me with a little confused tilted head expression the whole time.
I don’t wanna get all preachy/intactivist on you, but that there was compelling evidence if I ever saw.
Circumcision, man. Bad life choices.
(via taboo-tara)
I wanna fuck to this song.
Oh my god you can smoke out of this thing???
(via dubsexcannabis)
